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MehFeb 16, 2005 5:02pm
Please don't take this the wrong way, but I wanna have sex with you.

103610Feb 16, 2005 5:09pm
Are your parents retarded?
because you sure are special....


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MehFeb 16, 2005 5:26pm
You look just like Wynona Judd.


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leeloFeb 16, 2005 5:38pm
This one only works on a woman holding a baby:
"So, I see you like to fuck."


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MehFeb 16, 2005 5:41pm
hehe.

That's good. I mean bad.


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leeloFeb 16, 2005 5:46pm
"Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"


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barkingspiderFeb 16, 2005 5:48pm
Hey baby, you like apples?
Well I'd like to fuck ya, how bout them apples?


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leeloFeb 16, 2005 5:49pm
"Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"


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MehFeb 16, 2005 5:53pm
*busts out laughing*

These are really offensive! You'd get killed, not just rejected. Hehehe.


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leeloFeb 16, 2005 5:54pm
"So what do you do?"
"I'm a lawyer and i'm trained to get you off."


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